
Peter goes to the doctor. “Doctor, I have a problem,” he says. “When I sleep in my bed, I feel that there is somebody under my bed. When I look under my bed, I feel there is somebody on my bed. On, under, on, under.”
The doctor thinks for one minute. Then he says, “Come to me for two years. Come here three times a week. I will help you.”
“How much will I pay?” Peter asks.
“100 dollars for a visit,” the doctor says.
Peter says, “I will think about it.”
Peter never comes again. After two weeks, he meets the doctor on the street.
“Why didn’t you come to visit me?” the doctor asks.
“A driver helped me for 10 dollars.”
“What did he do?” asks the doctor.
“He told me to cut the legs of the bed,” says Peter.
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